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Broken Heart Syndrome

Tabata | 01/12/12
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing: ,
Scritta con: Liz
Personaggi: Kurt, Dave, Blaine, Original Characters
Genere: Romance, Drama, Erotic.
Avvisi: Slash, Lemon, Het, Underage, What If?
Rating: NC-17
Capitoli: 2/?
Note: Hello, y’all! Here’s us trying to explain what this story is and miserably failing at it. But watch us try, if you will.
Broken Heart Syndrome is a sequel, based on Leonard Karofsky-Hummel VS The World, a story we wrote last year, in which we had an original character, Leo (Dave and Kurt’s son), interact with all the other characters from the Gleeverse.
We basically fell in love with him so hard we couldn’t let him go, even when the story was over. And so we started wondering about what could happen to him in the future, and that’s where this new story’s coming from. We’ve planned quite a lot of it, even though this first chapter is the only one we’ve written by far. We already started working on chapter two, but we decided not to wait until the story was over (mainly because we reasonably think it’s not going to be over before years after today), also because we imagine there won’t be a crowd of people banging to our door for new chapters to come out, given the fact that this is a story we basically write for our own entertainment and for the incredible love we feel for all the new characters we invented to play big roles in Leo’s world and life.
That said, of course, we’d be delighted if you wanted to read this story, and we promise we’ll put our best efforts in it. Also, this new universe we created revolving around Leo and his relationship with Blaine is now so different and independent from the original Gleeverse that the story could easily be read as an original, which is what we hope you all will want to do.
Thank you very much, if you’ll decide you want to give us and our story a try. Comments will be cherished and appreciated greatly.

Riassunto: Leo is fifteen and he has been hating Blaine for all his life, since the moment the man tried to ruin his fathers wedding. So when the man ends up spending the night at their house, last thing Leo wants is to stay under the same roof. Little he knows that during that night, things will change forever for both of them. The couch where Blaine is sleeping on will be the beginning of a relationship that will cause more than a few problems.


Scritta con: Liz
Personaggi: Kurt, Dave, Blaine, Jesse, Rachel, Santana, Brittany, Sue, Shuester, Puck, Lauren
Genere: Avventura, Romantico
Avvisi: AU, Slash, Femslash, Threesome, Lemon
Rating: NC-17
Capitoli: 1/6
Note: Threesomes are always good things, everybody knows that. But we wanted to kick it up a notch, so we started talking about pirates. And battletrains. On tracks up in the air. With alchemy. You can't get any cooler than that. Except for dinosaurs. We'll be working on that next time.
With that said, we really, really had fun writing this, creating this world from scratches and having it masterfully drawn by kironomi who not only got exactly what we had in mind but delivered it in the best way possible. You will find her beautiful drawings inside the story, enhancing some part of it.
As usual, we tried to write as well as we could, but nothing changed from our last fic and we're still Italian. So, even though we hope we're getting better and better with every fic we write in English, grammar mistakes and horrors are bound to be there. Have patience.
~ reviews will be cherished, criticisms are welcomed, but please be gentle.

Riassunto: Since Queen Sue ascended to the throne of the Iron Lands, the war against the pirates of the Floating Lands got worse and worse with every year. The pirates claim the Midlands as their own, but the Steam Army of the Queen conquered them, and they're not going to let the pirates take them back again.
History seems about to change when Burt Hummel, a scientist living in the Midlands, works out a device that transmutes common dirt into iron. That way, it shouldn't be necessary to fight for the Midlands anymore, and the war could finally stop. Queen Sue asks him to bring the device to the Iron Palace, so that she can see it at work and, once it's proven working, stop the fighting. Burt, though, would be an easy target for anybody who wanted to steal the device, considering that he's very well known for having worked for the Queen for years.
For that reason, he sends his only child Kurt to the Iron Palace with the device, hoping that it could be safer with somebody who's not as well known as he is. Kurt accepts the mission and departs on his fiancée Blaine's train. He's one of the heads of the Steam Army, and his battletrain survived countless fights.
That's why Kurt feels safe.
Unfortunately, he's wrong.


Personaggi: Dave, Blaine, Santana, Sebastian, Kurt
Genere: Commedia
Avvisi: Slash, AU, Violence
Rating: R
Prompt: Scritta per far guadagnare punti alla squadra dei vampirli Blood Devils, nel Cow-T di MDC (Missione 3, Libro, NSFW).
Note: Io non so perché mi costringo a questi tour de force allucinanti per il COW-T. Credo che potesse venire molto meglio con un po' di tempo in più ma non ce l'avevo quindi ho fatto del mio meglio. Un giorno (neanche troppo lontano) riuscirò a scrivere di un pirata!Dave come si deve. Per ora prendetevi la follia :)

Riassunto: Sebastian Smythe, capitano della Dalton, ha rapito Kurt per usarlo come merce di scambio e recuperare un libro che gli appartiene e che ora si trova nelle mani del governatore Blaine Anderson. Per combattere un pirata ci vuole un altro pirata, e così Blaine è costretto a chiedere aiuto al capitano Karofsky.


Granny Called

Tabata | 20/02/12
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing: , ,
Personaggi: Kurt, Dave, Blaine
Genere: Commedia
Avvisi: Slash, Threesome, AU, Crack!Fic
Rating: R
Prompt: Scritta per la quarta (e ultima) notte bianca del Carnevale delle lande, su prompt di Sango79 (CappuccettoRosso!AU) e per far guadagnare punti alla squadra dei vampirli Blood Devils, nel Cow-T di MDC (Missione 1).
Note: No, non lo so che cos'è. E' CappuccettoRosso!Kurt... porno. Più o meno.

Riassunto: Kurt attraversa il bosco per portare la spesa alla nonna.


Personaggi: Kurt, Dave
Genere: Romantico
Avvisi: Slash, Fluff, Future!Fic
Rating: PG
Prompt: Scritta per la prima (di quattro) notte bianca del Carnevale delle lande, su prompt di Flannery_flame (Sorrisi e cioccolatini), la quale spero non mi abbia odiato troppo.
Note: Non che io abbia ancora delle speranze riposte in Murphy per quanto riguarda Dave Karofsky (proprio no), né per quanto riguarda la salvezza di questo telefilm allo sfascio... ma! La scena del gorilla nella 3x13 era molto carina e Dave molto dolce, quindi perché non scriverci sopra... magari qualcosa che non comprendesse nani senza calzini?

Riassunto: E' san Valentino e Kurt attende con impazienza l'arrivo del suo principe azzurro. O quello che è.


Are you there or are you gone

Tabata | 06/02/12
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Scritta con: Liz
Personaggi: Dave, Kurt, Blaine
Genere: Drama, Romance, Horror
Avvisi: Slash, Angst, What if
Rating: NC17
Note: Zombies! Could we say no to three wonderful arts showing a bitten, slowly transforming Kurt? No, because you don't say no to zombies. And to wonderful arts as well. First rule: Cardio. Second rule: The Double Tap. Third rule: Beware of Bathrooms. Fourth rule: Take your soon-to-be zombie boyfriend to the nearest friend's house and try to keep him alive as long as you can. And that's basically what happens in this story. We really had fun writing it, even if the story is not funny at all. We wanted to write about a post Zombie Apocalypse scenario already, and the reverse bang gave us this opportunity. So, thanks to the reverse bang. And thanks, of course, to the talented Emily who drew the fan art we took inspiration from, you can see them in the story. Enjoy :) ~ reviews will be cherished, criticisms are welcomed, but please be gentle

Riassunto: After a zombie outbreak that reduced the world to a battlefield where only few human outposts are still standing, Kurt is bitten by a zombie and Dave does the best he can to keep him alive, with a little help from Blaine.


A beautiful sunset mistaken for dawn

Tabata | 05/02/12
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Scritta con: Liz
Personaggi: Kurt, Dave, Blaine, Santana, OMC
Genere: Introspettivo, Drammatico
Avvisi: AU, Estabilished Relationship, Lemon, Mpreg, Slash, Religious Topics.
Rating: NC-17
Capitoli: 5/5
Note: Ah, notes! We hate notes and we also always say that we hate them. Please, bear with us.
So, this story is huge. No doubts on that. We know. But we couldn't do otherwise because of reasons.
Now, it will probably take quite some time to read it – if you want to (and we would be so happy if you did) – but we promise we did our very best to make it interesting. We love it, so hopefully some of this love just poured into it and made it lovable for real.
~ reviews will be cherished, criticisms are welcomed, but please be gentle

Riassunto: In an alternate Alchemy-based universe, Dave and Kurt struggle to have a baby of their own against the will of the Gods, even though this could lead to terrible consequences.


Leonard Karofsky-Hummel VS The World

Tabata | 02/11/11
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Scritta con: Liz
Personaggi: Kurt, Dave, Blaine, Santana, Rachel, Puck, Lauren, Mercedes, Burt, Finn, OMC
Genere: Romance, Drama, Humor, Established Relationship, Kidfic
Avvisi: Slash, Angst, Future!Fic, Adult Content, OC
Rating: NC-17
Note: Notes, we don't like notes. The story should be talking for itself but since English is not our first language, it probably won't. Anyway, everything started with a little boy named Leonard who was just doing his job, telling the story of his two more famous gay dads' wedding. He did his job so well, though that we fell for him, badly. Leonard "Leo" Karfosky-Hummel quickly became our favourite character, the one you cherish with all your heart everytime you put yourself to write about him. We love him so much, despite him being a fussy, picky, little smart-ass, that we are well aware he deserves a story of his own. But this is another matter.We hope that even with the tons of mistakes you are going to find in here, you will still be able to enjoy the story because we are really proud of it and proud to have managed to finish it, in the end. ~ reviews will be cherished, criticisms are welcomed, but please be gentle.

Riassunto: Leonard, Kurt and Dave's 6 years old son, wants his parents to get married and he goes through an incredible amount of tasks to get it done. Everything seems fine, until Blaine shows up.


It's not me, it's the shirt.

Tabata | 14/06/11
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Personaggi: Kurt Hummel, Dave Karofsky
Genere: Erotico
Avvisi: Slash, Lemon
Rating: NC17
Prompt: Scritta in occasione della terza notte bianca di Mari di Challenge (prompt: "Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel, PWP NC-17, camicia semiaperta")
Note: E' un porno randomico, che però ha l'aggravante di essere praticamente stato scritto su richiesta, il che lo rende allucinante perché io su richiesta non sono in grado di scrivere nemmeno la lista della spesa *incapacità totale* figurarsi due omini che trombano. Però lo fanno contro il muro e Dave è molto hmnggghOMG e ringhiante. Quindi, insomma, magari non è poi così male.

Riassunto: Ci sono permessi che Dave chiede, dopotutto.


Anatomy of a bully

Tabata | 09/06/11
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Personaggi: Kurt, Dave
Genere: Introspettivo
Avvisi: Slash, spoiler S2, drabble.
Rating: PG 13
Prompt: Scritte per il Sillabario di maridichallenge.
Note: Le drabble sono collegate dalla loro controparte grafica, che lavora sulle stesse parole ed è un bel poster con tutte le faccette di Dave (cliccateci sopra per ingradirlo). Le drabble non sono collegate fra loro, tranne la P e la Q che vanno lette insieme.

Riassunto: Pretty much, Dave.


It's no crime

Tabata | 19/05/11
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Personaggi: Dave, (nominato) Kurt
Genere: Introspettivo
Avvisi: Slash, Drabble, spoiler s02E06
Rating: PG
Prompt: Scritta per il Multifandom Drabble Fest di It100 (prompt sfidante squadra #1: "Scrivere una drabble da massimo 250 parole dove compaiano le parole "avvocato", "giudice", "sentenza")
Note: -

Riassunto: Ora che Dave l'ha baciato, non ha più nessuna giustificazione.


Personaggi: Kurt Hummel, Dave Karofsky
Genere: Introspettivo
Avvisi: Slash, spoiler 1x18 (Born this way)
Rating: PG 13
Prompt: Scritta per la seconda Notte Bianca di maridichallenge, su prompt di Liz (Letterman Jacket).
Note: Adoro questa storiella perché l'ho scritta alle tre di notte, il che ha del miracoloso. Il riassunto piange perché sa di essere brutto, ma non avevo proprio voglia.

Riassunto: Se il malefico piano di Santana ha portato qualcosa di buono, quello è dare a Kurt la possibilità di prendere Karofsky per la manica della giacca e trascinarlo in un gabinetto.


Personaggi: Kurt Hummel, Dave Karofsky
Genere: Comico, Erotico
Avvisi: Slash, Lemon, Dub-con, AU, Crack!fic
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Storia scritta per la maritombola di maridichallenge (nr° 28: "Now we are not afraid although we know there's much to fear." (When you believe, Mariah Carey feat. Whitney Houston)).
Note: Questa storia non ha alcun senso e non pretende di averlo. Non è neanche nata intenzionalmente per essere una vera e propria AU. Un giorno Liz mi ha fatto vedere una fan art in cui Kurt era vestito come Jack Sparrow (e c'era anche Karofsky!) ed è venuto fuori tutto ciò, dove Kurt non è nemmeno vestito da Jack Sparrow. Guarda tu a volte i casi della vita.
Tutto quello che la storia non è – sensata, inquadrata temporalmente e coerente – è quindi voluto, nel senso che non ho mai pensato di creare una trama, ho solo scritto e basta. Ed è stato anche piuttosto divertente (porno a parte, il porno non mi riesce mai). Quindi, insomma, prendetela per quella che è :)

Riassunto: Kurt Hummel sosteneva che la paura fosse solo un concetto di cui la gente si serviva per non fare quello che non gli andava di fare.


Guilty Pleasure

Tabata | 26/12/10
Categorie: !Fanfiction, Glee
Pairing:
Personaggi: Kurt Hummel, Dave Karofsky
Genere: Introspettivo, angst
Avvisi: Lemon, Slash
Rating: R
Note: Storia scritta per la maritombola di maridichallenge (prompt nr.45: "Bagno pubblico") e per il quarto P0rn!Fest (prompt: Glee, Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel, Bagno pubblico).

Riassunto: Kurt non sa proprio come siano finiti nei bagni del primo piano.